USE OF SERVICES
The services rendered by Wolf's Reign, unless otherwise noted, are freely available for personal and commercial use. However, you may not distribute or sell any information, files, products, or services obtained from the Wolf's Reign without the express written permission of Wolf's Reign, unless otherwise stated. You may not use Wolf's Reign's services for any purpose that is unlawful or prohibited by these terms, conditions, and notices.
LINKS TO THIRD PARTY SITES
The Wolf's Reign web site contains links to third party web sites (“Linked Sites”). The Linked Sites are not under the control of Wolf's Reign and Wolf's Reign is not responsible for the contents of any Linked Site, including, without limitation, any link contained in a Linked Site, or any changes or updates to a Linked Site. The viewer is responsible for viewing and abiding by the privacy statements and terms of use posted at the Linked Sites.
PUNISHMENT
Failure to adhere to terms and conditions stated herein may result in the use of, but not limited to, ninja monkeys, warrior monks, and the knights who say “ni” (pronounced “knee”), to attack, injure, or maim you with the use of feces or weapons. These attacks may occur at any time, at your home or work residence. The attacks will be premeditated and may include prank phone calls, chain-letters, or email forwards.
Since you have read this far, you may now pat yourself on the back because you have some idea of what you have gotten yourself into.